Here is a list of all the previous fun and competitions which are now closed. Congratulations to all the winners!

Competition name: Christmas Card Competition!
Prize: 1 of 10 hand drawn limited edition crayon Christmas cards!
Rules: Submit anything arty or crafty relating to Nilesy Productions.
Closing date: December 15th 2010 (Closed)
Winners: See below!

Darkness surrounded Nilesy as he sat in the hard drive of Liam’s computer. He was very bored, as Liam had forgotten to upload his new video to YouTube, and was just sitting there. He flicked the brim of his wizard’s hat absent-mindedly and sat down.

Hours seemed to pass… where is Liam?

Just as he was about to give up hope, a red, black and white light shone down upon Nilesy. Nilesy looked at the ground and saw the YouTube logo around him. He stood up quickly and looked at the light, squinting to see the source.

A hole seemed to open up, and Nilesy was sucked up through it, propelled out into the wide and unending ocean of the Interwebs. Nilesy was tossed about by waves of pop-up ads that, no matter how hard he tried, F5 just couldn’t defeat. He was pulled down by a current of last minute internet sales. He was rained on by spam emails offering pills in “Natural Mage Enhancement.”

Just when he was about to give up hope, Nilesy spotted a small boat that was coming his way. As it passed him, he grabbed on and swung himself up into it. There on board was his best friend and comrade, Panda. Panda gave him a slap on the back, and told Nilesy to take the helm.

Nilesy grabbed the helm, and guided them both through the torrential storm of the Internet. Eventually, they came to an island the size of the Internet in 2006, but Nilesy didn’t know its name, though it looked familiar.

Panda looked over to him and said, “Nilesy, it’s YouTube, do you not remember?”
Nilesy shook his head no, and looked back to the Island.

It was massive, mostly taken up by videos of people “failing” or videos of cute kittens. Nilesy wondered if there was a small slice of land on that island with enough room for him, and Panda of course.
They landed on the island, and disembarked.

Panda looked over to Nilesy, “We need to get to the top.”
Nilesy agreed, but it would be tough going.

They cut through the thick underbrush of music videos, and limped through the hot desert valley of Call of Duty videos. They swam through cool waters of undiscovered music artists and reveled in the glory of the artists of YouTube.

Finally, they came to the base of the mountain, and were met by a large, terrifying creature. It shrieked and shrilled, and Nilesy had to cover his ears. How could anyone find this entertaining?

Soon, the creature passed, seeing that they were not entertained by his shenanigans. Panda and Nilesy continued up the steep unforgiving slope. People saw their trials and tribulations, and soon Panda and Nilesy were gaining subscribers by the thousands. Some would seek to demean their videos by posting rude comments or something to do with a boy called Bieber, but Nilesy and Panda pressed on.

Soon, they reached the top, and Nilesy discovered that it was not just a mountain, but a volcano. Nilesy gazed into the inferno, into the fiery depths of hell itself. If he slipped, he would surely perish.

A deep rumble shook the earth beneath their feet. Nilesy looked up and saw the magma float up and into the air to form a face; the face of NigaHiga, the most formidable man on the Island of YouTube.

Nilesy thought, and conjured up the greatest spell he could muster: MS PAINT. He and Panda combined their all-powerful magic, and blasted NigaHiga with a spell. NigaHiga resisted the attack, and Nilesy and Panda were flummoxed. Nilesy got an idea, and produced his magical guitar of awesomeness, Panda did the same. He brought the Pick of All-Encompassing Rock down across the strings, and a beautiful yet terrible sound came forth. Nilesy began shredding a most electrifying solo that seemed to rip the air apart. With a scream, NigaHiga seemed to begin to implode. The very earth seemed to be ripped apart by the power they wielded.

NigaHiga was no more, and Nilesy and Panda absorbed his latent power and subscribers.

Nilesy and Panda turned and looked out over the Island that they now controlled. What would they do next? What wouldn’t they do next?

Competition name: Ninja Nilesy Competition!
Prize: Inclusion of graphic submitted into future videos for Machinima.com.
Rules: Submit a drawing of Nilesy the mage dressed as a ninja in celebration for the upcoming Dynasty Warriors playthrough series!
Closing date: October 24th 2010 (Closed)
Winner: Tyler H.